22: Hours spent removing the lights from my “pre-lit” tree after half went out.
.5: Hours spent putting new lights on said tree.
1: Ornaments broken
152,456,710: Muscles currently hurting after my first body pump class Tuesday night
8: Pounds on the barbell in said class
39: Cuss words uttered under my breath during the body pump class
.0025: Pounds I will have on the bar in class tonight
828: Cuss words I expect to utter in class tonight
0: Christmas presents purchased in 2010
9,843: Times I have said “Leave your brother alone”
2: Times I have said “Give your brother a hug!”
3: Viewings of “Elf”
15: Times I have annoyed my kids by answering their phone calls with "Buddy the Elf, What's your favorite color?"
34: Number game entries I created yesterday for friends
4: Number game entries created about me
0: Percent chance I will go on a date
2: Days until I have all four kids with me
100: Percent sure I am that everything’s gonna be OK.
18 hours ago